Glen Cook, Sweet Silver Blues Mornings are wonderful! The only drawback is that they come at such an inconvenient time of day!
Mark Twain Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
Author Unknown If happiness could be brought, few of us could pay the price.
Benjamin Franklin He that raises a large family does, indeed, while he lives to observe them, stand a broader mark for sorrow; but then he stands a broader mark for pleasure too.
Oscar Wilde A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life.
John Fletcher Death hath so many doors to let out life.
Buddha There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting.
John Berry The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp.
John Ruskin Every increased possession loads us with new weariness.
Horace Mann To pity distress is but human; to relieve it is Godlike.
Mahatma Gandhi Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the Act depriving a whole nation of arms, as the blackest.
Theodore Rubin Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom.
James Thorpe Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.
J. Edgar Hoover Justice is incidental to law and order.
Erich Fromm The most beautiful as well as the most ugly inclinations of man are not part of a fixed biologically given human nature, but result from the social process which creates man.
Lord Byron In the desert a fountain is springing,<br> In the wide waste there still is a tree,<br> And a bird in the solitude singing,<br> Which speaks to my spirit of thee.
Sydney Smith To do anything in this world worth doing, we must not stand back shivering and thinking of the cold and danger, but jump in, and scramble through as well as we can.
Margo Kaufman The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Virginia Woolf Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can only read the title.
Demosthenes The fact speak for themselves.
Shakespeare And this our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything.
Socrates Wind buffs up empty bladders; opinion, fools.
Johnson It is the great privilege of poverty to be happy and yet unenvied, to be healthy with physic, secure without a guard, and to obtain from the bounty of nature what the great and wealthy are compelled to procure by the help of art.
Unknown Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can do is take a complete rest.
Yakov Smirnoff I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.