Religion Quotes

Religion Quotes

Cato the Elder I think the first virtue is to restrain the tongue; he approaches nearest to gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right.
John Taylor The kingdom of God or nothing.
Bob Stokes The world is proof that God is a committee.
Gamel Abdel Nasser The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them we are missing.
Peter Marshall Teach us, O Lord, the disciplines of patience, for to wait is often harder than to work.
Philip Wylie God must hate common people, because he made them so common.
Voltaire England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
Thomas Paine \What is it the Bible teaches us? - rapine, cruelty, and murder. What is it the Testament teaches us? - to believe that the Almighty committed debauchery with a woman engaged to be married, and the belief of this debauchery is called faith."
Oscar Levant I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Margot Asquith What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
Rich Hall Lactomangulation, n.:<br> Manhandling the \open here\" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the \"illegal\" side."
Jean Rostand Kill one man and you are a murderer. Kill millions and you are a conqueror. Kill all and you are a God.
Carl Sagan All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast as video in a single large American city in a single year. Not all bits have equal value.
R. D. Laing Perhaps God is not dead; perhaps God is himself mad.
Mark Twain If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be - a Christian.
Abraham Lincoln When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. And that is my religion.
Thomas Edison All Bibles are man-made.
Jackie Mason By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name; in whose strength; in whose glory? What faith, humility, self-denial, and love of God and to man have there been in all my actions?
H. L. Mencken Jury: a group of twelve men who, having lied to the judge about their hearing, health and business engagements, have failed to fool him.
Arthur Koestler God seems to have left the receiver off the hook and time is running out.
Friedrich Nietzsche Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine.
Saint Augustine O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
Ovid Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these
Thomas Edison I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious idea of heaven and hell, of future life for individuals, or of a personal God.
Marlene Dietrich Once a woman has forgiven a man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.

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