Religion Quotes

Religion Quotes

Bob Stokes The world is proof that God is a committee.
George Santayana Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes!
J.D. McCoughey God is dead, but fifty thousand social workers have risen to take his place.
Thomas Edison All Bibles are man-made.
A. J. Toynbee Religion holds the solution to all problems of human relationship, whether they are between parents and children or nation and nation. Sooner or later, man has always had to decide whether he worships his own power or the power of God.
Paul Valery God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
Simone Weil All sins are attempts to fill voids.
Aristotle The gods too are fond of a joke
Napoleon Bonaparte Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
Thomas Babington Macaulay I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you that, awake or asleep, he is the ugliest of the works of God.
R. D. Laing Perhaps God is not dead; perhaps God is himself mad.
Robert W. Sarnoff Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.
Voltaire I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: \O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.\" And God granted it."
Simms Neither praise nor blame is the object of true criticism. Justly to discriminate, firmly to establish, wisely to proscribe, and honestly to award - these are the true aims and duties of criticism.
Friedrich Nietzsche In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
John Cleese I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
Marcel Proust The charms of a passing woman are usually in direct relation to the speed of her passing.
Voltaire If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.
James Madison Religion is the basis and foundation of government. Before any man can be considered as a member of civil society, he must be considered as a subject of the Governor of the Universe.
Alexander Hamilton A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing.
Confucius While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits [of the dead]?...While you do not know life, how can you know about death?
Andrew Young Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it.
Hannah More Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.
Alfred Jarry God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.

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