Arnold Toynbee The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.
Richard Feynman Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Max Weinreich A language is a dialect with an army and a navy.
Katherine Mansfield I am treating you as my friend asking you share my present minuses in the hope I can ask you to share my future pluses.
Albert Einstein I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
Katharine Hepburn Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
Jason DeBruin Let me beg for your mercy if I have failed to earn your respect.
Smart Go to the ant, thou sluggard, learn to live, and by her busy ways, reform thine own.
Chris Martin I definitely believe in God. How can you look at anything and not be overwhelmed by the miraculousness of it?
Charlotte Bronte Look twice before you leap.
William Hazlitt No man is truly great, who is great only in his life-time. The test of greatness is the page of history.
Michael Joseph Savage We might make mistakes but we will make other things too.
Charlotte Cushman To try to be better is to be better.
Marcus Aurelius All of us are working together for the same end; some of us knowingly and purposefully, others unconsciously.
Howard Scott Criminal: A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.
Albert Pine What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal.
Jules Feiffer Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
Hilary Alexander To the accountants, a true work of art is an investment that hangs on the wall.
Abraham Lincoln Whatever you are, be a good one.
Robert Service Ah! the clock is always slow;<br> It is later than you think.
John Andrew Holmes Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for both.
U Thant Wars begin in the minds of man, and in those minds, love and compassion would have built the defenses of peace.
Charles Darwin An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
J.G. Ballard Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Unknown Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.