My Karma ran over your dogma.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence.

After all is said and done, a lot more will have been said than done.

What I said never changed anyone. What they understood did.

Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Fools rush in where fools have been before.

He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.

Everything you do or say is public relations.

A healthy family is sacred territory.

Between the wish and the thing life lies waiting.

The worst prison would be a closed heart.

Dedication is not what others expect of you, it is what you can give to others.

Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.

Confidence in nonsense is a requirement for the creative process.

Usability is like oxygen -- you never notice it until it is missing...

\Reality\" is the only word in the English language that should always be used in quotes."

The greatest oak was once a little nut who held its ground....

Practice Random Acts of Kindness and Senseless Beauty.

Not all those who wonder are lost.

Failure to prepare is preparing to fail.

Love is not blind, it sees more not less; But because it sees more it chooses to see less.

True friendship is seen through the heart not through the eyes.

In the sixties, the world was normal and people took acid to make it weird. Nowadays the world is weird and people take prozac to make it normal.