Alfred Hitchcock Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
George A. Dorsey The more you use your brain, the more brain you will have to use.
Bobby Knight All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things.
Thomas Carlyle True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues not in laugther, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper.
Sir Winston Churchill Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.
Edith Hamilton When the mind withdraws into itself and dispenses with facts it makes only chaos.
Otavio Paz Love is an attempt at penetrating another being, but it can only succeed if the surrender is mutual.
Mark Twain Principles have no real force except when one is well fed.
William Bennet Munro People vote their resentment, not their appreciation. The average man does not vote for anything, but against something.
George Henry Lewes The only cure for grief is action.
Groucho Marx My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
Babe Ruth Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
Miyamoto Musashi Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things.
James Thurber A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home.
Albert Camus A free press can of course be good or bad, but, most certainly, without freedom it will never be anything but bad. . . . Freedom is nothing else but a chance to bet better, whereas enslavement is a certainty of the worse.
Joseph Heller I intend to live forever or die trying.
S. J. Perelman I tried to resist his overtures, but he plied me with symphonies, quartets, chamber music, and cantatas.
Scott Adams No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot.
Gloria Borger For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news.
Jerry Scott Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator door?
Friedrich Nietzsche At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid.
Thomas H. Huxley It is not who is right, but what is right, that is of importance.
Dr. David M. Burns Remember that fear always lurks behind perfectionism. Confronting your fears and allowing yourself the right to be human can, paradoxically, make you a far happier and more productive person.
Heraclitus If it were not for injustice, men would not know justice.
Cervantes Short sentences drawn from long experiences.