Dave Barry What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.
Abraham Lincoln Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
Robert Louis Stevenson Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others.
Barry Goldwater Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice; moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.
Weisert As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
Winston Churchill A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; <br> an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
Mark Twain Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Unknown Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight, very clean. When it arrives it is perfect. It puts itself in our hands. It hopes we learned something from yesterday.
T. S. Eliot I take as metaphysical poetry that in which what is ordinarily apprehensible only by thought is brought within the grasp of feeling, or that in which what is ordinarily only felt is transformed into thought without ceasing to be feeling.
Fran Lebowitz My favorite animal is steak.
Eugene Ionesco Explanation separates us from astonishment, which is the only gateway to the incomprehensible.
John Lennon Imagine there?s no countries, it isn?t hard to do; nothing to kill or die for, and no religion too. Imagine all the people living life in peace.
Unknown A life spent making mistakes is not only most honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
Anonymous Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.
William Henry Harrison I believe and I say it is true Democratic feeling, that all the measures of the government are directed tot he purpose of making the rich richer and the poor poorer.
Irene Thomas It should be a very happy marriage --- they are both so much in love with him.
Voltaire Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy.
Graffito There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
Wilson Mizner I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it.
William Shakespeare Thy words, I grant are bigger, for I wear not, my dagger in my mouth.
Martin Luther King Jr. Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
Konstantin Chernenko Those who try to give us advice on matters of human rights do nothing but provoke an ironic smile among us. We will not permit anyone to interfere in our affairs.
Saint Francis of Assisi Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith.
Frank Herbert The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.
Carl Jung The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.