James Thurber Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
Dag Hammarskjold You have never done enough, so long as it is still possible that you have something of value to contribute
Britney Spears My prerogative right now is to just chill and let all the other overexposed blondes on the cover of Us Weekly (magazine) be your entertainment.
Euripides Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.
Herbert B. Swope I cannot give the formula for success, but I can give you the formula of failure - which is try to please everybody.
Victor Borge Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
George Gallup I could prove God statistically.
Jean de La Bruyere The slave has but one master, the ambitious man has as many as can help in making his fortune.
Edward Thomas The past is the only dead thing that smells sweet.
Douglas Adams The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
Robert Collier You can do anything you think you can. This knowledge is literally the gift of the gods, for through it you can solve every human problem. It should make of you an incurable optimist. It is the open door.
Mark Twain Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
Aristotle The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law.
William J. Broad The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.
Author Unknown Life is too short to be taken seriously.
Samuel Johnson It matters not how a man dies, but how he lives. The act of dying is not of importance, it lasts so short a time.
Saint Jerome It is worse still to be ignorant of your ignorance.
Abba Eban Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
William James I believe there is no source of deception in the investigation of nature which can compare with a fixed belief that certain kinds of phenomena are impossible.
Langston Coleman Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.
Edgar Allan Poe Scorching my seared heart with a pain, not hell shall make me fear again.
John le Carre A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world.
Bertolt Brecht Something ignoble, loathsome, undignified attends all associations between people and has been transferred to all objects, dwelling, tools, even the landscape itself.
Pablo Piccaso My mother said to me, if you go into the military, you will become a general. If you go into the clergy, you will become Pope. Instead, I became an artist, and I am Piccaso.
Oscar Wilde I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.