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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has travelled is the worst.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.
A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.