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I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us.
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
Today my spirit is going to school while my body stays in bed.
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
I have plentyof common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.