Woody Allen

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.


More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.


His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.


On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.


I am at two with nature.


Eighty percent of success is showing up.


Whosoever loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.


Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.


More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to utter hopelessness and despair, the other to total extinction. Let us hope we have the wisdom to choose correctly.


Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons


I am two with nature.