Will Rogers
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there
