The wages of sin are unreported.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
May the road rise to meet you,
May the wind be always at your back,
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
the rains fall soft upon your fields and,
until we meet again may god hold you in the palm of his hand
A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong.
DISCLAIMER: A society where such disclaimers are needed is saddening.
Whoever does not love his work cannot hope that it will please others.
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual life, you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go.
I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country... Corporations have been enthroned, an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money-power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people until the wealth is aggregated in a few hands and the Republic is destroyed.
Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence.
Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused.
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.
Outside show is a poor substitute for inner worth.
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is the lamp of experience. I know no way of judging the future but by the past.
A friend is one to whom you can pour out the contents of your heart, chaff and grain alike. Knowing that the gentlest of hands will take and sift it, keep what is worth keeping and with a breath of kindness, blow the rest away.
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield.
Humor - the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.
Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts.