Stephen Leacock
I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to go out and kill something.
Anybody who has listened to certain kinds of music, or read certain kinds of poetry, or heard certain kinds of performances on the concertina, will admit that even suicide has its brighter aspects.
