Groucho Marx
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows--marriage does.
