Elbert Hubbard
Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
Life is just one damned thing after another.
Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
Death: To stop sinning suddenly.
The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.