Dave Letterman
USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
Fine art and pizza delivery, what we do falls neatly in between!
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
